last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
