i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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