Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.