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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Cold hands, warm shart.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up

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  haha what'd she say

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF

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• (415): View more from California

  I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.

  (856): View more from New Jersey

  Restraining orders are what college is about.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy

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• (845): View more from New York

  she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.

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• (438): View more from Quebec

  Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  "This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?

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