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One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.

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She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.

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(586): One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you. (586): She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left. http://tfl.nu/4owu

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(281): View more from Texas

ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)

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Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.

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(281): ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one) (214): Your grandmother is in heaven weeping. http://tfl.nu/odlj

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(757): View more from Virginia

You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.

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(757): You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy. http://tfl.nu/hg9j

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(224): View more from Illinois

he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"

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(224): he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?" http://tfl.nu/j7hy

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(203): View more from Connecticut

There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.

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(203): There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper. http://tfl.nu/r5h8

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I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.

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(773): I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax. http://tfl.nu/p0im

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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.

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(815): i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning. http://tfl.nu/0ff2

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(661): View more from California

I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.

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(661): I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head. http://tfl.nu/035n

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Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.

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(908): Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas. http://tfl.nu/cnc6

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(910): View more from North Carolina

I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?

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(910): I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do? http://tfl.nu/00z1

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(573): View more from Missouri

I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.

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(573): I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles. http://tfl.nu/yuyj

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(347): View more from New York

i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.

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(347): i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men. http://tfl.nu/ujar

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(248): View more from Michigan

So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."

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(248): So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits." http://tfl.nu/x9en

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

who dressed up as a cop at your party???

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idk I have to check. Why?

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he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.

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(724): who dressed up as a cop at your party??? (1-724): idk I have to check. Why? (724): he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM. http://tfl.nu/wn9a

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The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers

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(859): The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers http://tfl.nu/vamg

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