The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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