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(831): View more from California

I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.

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stop. you already have a dog

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(831): I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company. (1-831): stop. you already have a dog http://tfl.nu/bxqv

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet

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(506): it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet http://tfl.nu/6nks

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(303): View more from Colorado

i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me

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(303): i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me http://tfl.nu/46xf

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme

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(781): the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme http://tfl.nu/i0u7

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(609): View more from New Jersey

i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.

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(609): i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying. http://tfl.nu/89ja

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(518): View more from New York

I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.

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(518): I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold. http://tfl.nu/adho

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(317): View more from Indiana

Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.

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(317): Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom. http://tfl.nu/x6uc

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(575): View more from New Mexico

I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE

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(575): I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE http://tfl.nu/fcs3

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(317): View more from Indiana

I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?

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I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?

(317): View more from Indiana

Can you ship it to me then?

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(317): I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink? (467): I moved out 2 weeks ago remember? (317): Can you ship it to me then? http://tfl.nu/bovq

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(612): View more from Minnesota

So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?

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(612): So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one? http://tfl.nu/17zg

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(802): View more from Vermont

Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?

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(802): Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter? http://tfl.nu/jufp

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(440): View more from Ohio

Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...

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(440): Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far... http://tfl.nu/vk0b

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.

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I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.

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(203): Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator. (714): I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so. http://tfl.nu/zh00

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco

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(202): walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco http://tfl.nu/wpyq

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(571): View more from Virginia

I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it

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You had 10 drinks. On a first date.

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I just masterbated then started bawling.

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(571): I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it (812): You had 10 drinks. On a first date. (571): I just masterbated then started bawling. http://tfl.nu/gbak

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