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• (954): View more from Florida

  Your an asshole

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  Actually, it's "you're an asshole"

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  My point exactly

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on

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• (909): View more from California

  I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.

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  All she wanted was a cigarette

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.

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