Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
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ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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