God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
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what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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