we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
