Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
