do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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