She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
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Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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