If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i just google imaged poop.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Randomize
