i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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