why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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