Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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