so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Did you just see the Batmobile???
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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