For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
