After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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