I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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