yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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