she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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