Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
