Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize