Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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