i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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