but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
