I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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