But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Randomize
