did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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