so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
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Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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