Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
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Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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