i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
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I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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