sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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