And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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