if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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