Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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