Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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