dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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