My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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