she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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