the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
whose ass print is on the piano?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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