Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
there is glitter all over my balls
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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