so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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