giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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