do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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