Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Just pee around me
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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