i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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