I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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