Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
false alarm. still invincible.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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