Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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