I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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