It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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