So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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