belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
where are my eyebrows?
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