That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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