How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
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