My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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