I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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