i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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