so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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